tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3980421295592818922.post5859418413056758493..comments2023-10-23T14:15:29.331-07:00Comments on Shallow Cogitations: Easiest Cartoon Drawing Of A JokeHank Greerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15243840232233423724noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3980421295592818922.post-21200462735695812082011-05-08T13:48:36.101-07:002011-05-08T13:48:36.101-07:00A pole walks into a bar wearing dark sunglasses an...A pole walks into a bar wearing dark sunglasses and a wig.<br /><br />"Can I get you a Big Dipper?" asks the bartender.<br /><br />"Yes, but how did you know?" asked the pole.<br /><br />"Hey, I can recognize a pole star when I see one."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3980421295592818922.post-64329331138049264482011-05-08T13:14:02.335-07:002011-05-08T13:14:02.335-07:00A pole walks into a bar, where a bicyclist is havi...A pole walks into a bar, where a bicyclist is having a beer.<br /><br />"Hey," says the cyclist, "I like to lock my bike to--"<br /><br />"Shut up," snaps the bartender. <br /><br />"Why?" says the cyclist.<br /><br />"Don't you know pole lock jokes are offensive?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3980421295592818922.post-80985893683126963282011-05-08T12:58:57.896-07:002011-05-08T12:58:57.896-07:00A pole walks into a bar, gets drunk, and passes ou...A pole walks into a bar, gets drunk, and passes out. The pole wakes up in an alley, and discovers it's been sawn into three foot lengths.<br /><br />"Oh my god," says the paramedic when he gets there, "what happened to you?"<br /><br />"I don't know," sobs the pole, "I'm completely stumped."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3980421295592818922.post-31262519216250237292011-05-08T12:02:26.346-07:002011-05-08T12:02:26.346-07:00A tower walks into a bar. There are a bunch of po...A tower walks into a bar. There are a bunch of poles in the bar who turn around and stare. <br /><br />"Sorry," says the bartender to the tower, "we have a no cell policy."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3980421295592818922.post-32687743943907249392011-05-08T11:49:52.995-07:002011-05-08T11:49:52.995-07:00A pole walks into a bar and the bartender says, &q...A pole walks into a bar and the bartender says, "hey, didn't you use to work here?"<br /><br />And the pole says, "No, you're thinking of Jim Beam."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3980421295592818922.post-45957728406041579632011-05-08T11:28:52.357-07:002011-05-08T11:28:52.357-07:00Shaggy 2 Dope walks into a bar and is surprised to...Shaggy 2 Dope walks into a bar and is surprised to see two poles working as bartenders. <br /><br />"Finally," says Shaggy, "I can find out how fucking magnets work."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3980421295592818922.post-73111472574147909832011-05-08T11:24:17.326-07:002011-05-08T11:24:17.326-07:00A pole feels compelled to walk into a bar and is s...A pole feels compelled to walk into a bar and is surprised to see another pole tending bar.<br /><br />"Don't be surprised," says the bartender pole. "Opposites attract."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3980421295592818922.post-10093061249309440832011-05-08T11:16:11.144-07:002011-05-08T11:16:11.144-07:00A pole walks into a bar and orders a drink. The b...A pole walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gets the drink but sets it down on the bar several feet from the pole.<br /><br />"Hey," says the pole, "I'm over here."<br /><br />"Oh, I'm sorry," says the bartender. "I forgot to adjust for the declination!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3980421295592818922.post-87360290576318034772011-05-08T11:08:08.105-07:002011-05-08T11:08:08.105-07:00A pole walks into a bar and the vaulting judge yel...A pole walks into a bar and the vaulting judge yells "fault"!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3980421295592818922.post-64492026078868472462011-05-08T10:58:33.234-07:002011-05-08T10:58:33.234-07:00A pole walks into a bar and watches the TV news wi...A pole walks into a bar and watches the TV news with the bartender.<br /><br />"Ya think this global warming is real?" says the bartender.<br /><br />"You bet, and it's fantastic," says the pole. "I'd like to see Al Gore try living under 60 feet of ice and snow."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3980421295592818922.post-71268304155448533852011-05-08T10:31:16.827-07:002011-05-08T10:31:16.827-07:00...and says, hey bartender, has a fat guy been in ......and says, hey bartender, has a fat guy been in here asking for me? Name of Claus? Kind of a right jolly old elf?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3980421295592818922.post-2010316159532405102011-05-08T09:14:22.759-07:002011-05-08T09:14:22.759-07:00...and says to a woman, wanna dance?
[rimshot]...and says to a woman, wanna dance?<br /><br />[rimshot]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com