I never use those hand sanitizer dispensers you find everywhere you go. I mean, come on, do you realize how many dirty hands have touched those things?
A nominee for top cycling quote from an Out There Monthly article about EvilElf's winter biking gear:
"A real cheap bike that just slurps up the deicer like urine margaritas."
1. Cool tree.
ReplyDelete2. Hand sanitizer is for people who want to create more resistent germs (thanks people!)
3. I just hate the word slurp. Urine margaritas... not as bad as slurping (uh... that's not saying urine margaritas are good, mind you).
Or slurping hand sanitizer.
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