My apologies to everyone who saw me running in Riverfront Park and on the Centennial Trail today. I didn't pay close attention when I grabbed a pair of running shorts last night. They belonged to my son. Yes, they were a little small on me but not in a visually disturbing way. Okay, not in a hugely visual disturbing way. They fit okay but they are shorter than my shorts and thus exposed a couple inches of bright white upper thighs. Purely unintentional on my part, I swear.
How bright? Had the command been, "Don't fire until you see the whites of his thighs," I would've been so out of range as they released the first volley.
We need a picture in order to really capture this moment... A re-enactment please!
ReplyDeleteHank,
ReplyDelete"Okay, not in a hugely visual disturbing way."
I know your physiognomy... and diminutive gestalt.... don't think/feel there is any chance here for "disturbing'...:)) Gus
Judith,
ReplyDeleteSee what Gus wrote. Hence no photo.
Gus,
Pretty funny!