I mentioned something similar last June. I got on the elevator at work and was greeted with a horrible stench of someone's flatus. A young lady was in the elevator...standing there...not making eye contact...not saying a word...just staring straight ahead.
I held my breath for four floors.
"Got a match?"
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ReplyDeleteHow funny would THAT headline in The Good Paper/Review be? "ATF Investigates Possible Terrorist Explosion Traced to Federal Building Elevator."
ReplyDeleteAnd me with scorched clothing and singed hair.
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