I'm just a little bit self-conscious about the snug fit and sheer look of lycra bike shorts especially when I'm around nonriders. I once had a pair of Nike brand shorts that were so thin there was nothing left to the imagination. I mean the rolled up pair of socks was pretty darn obvious. ;-)
Anyway, I ride to work this morning and I'm in the elevator headed up to work. It stops on the next floor and a woman gets in the car. We exchange good mornings and she remarks how it must have been nice weather for riding and while she's talking she glances down and then back up. I didn't want to embarrass her by saying anything so I just chatted amiably. But I was so tempted to say something like, "Hey, my eyes are up here."