I stepped into an establishment this morning to grab a bagel. A woman I work with was in there talking to an employee and when I came around the corner I just caught part of a conversation which came to a sudden halt for obvious reasons.
She said, "Yeah, even when I was thin I had very large breasts."
I gave everyone a pleasant, "Good morning," grabbed a bagel and gave no outward recognition of the awkward moment. It was definitely one of those times where a comment of any sort would have been embarrassing or inappropriate. Whew!