Monday, January 13, 2014

Hope Nobody Reports Me

I received my 2014 USA Cycling license today. This warning came along with it. 
So far I've been doing really well staying under the doping radar. I may be juiced to the gills munching on Fred Flintsone vitamins and sucking down the chia seed infused Gatorade, but I don't attract attention to myself by racing smart. I finish ninth out of nine and so forth. It's a pretty awesome scheme, right?


a midnight rider said...

Here is your choice. If you dope and get really good at what you do, someone will offer you millions of dollars for you to play for them. If you don't dope all you will hear is cricket noise.

Hank Greer said...

Millions? Sign me up. Anybody want to sponsor a 57-year-old Cat 4 racer? :-)

Anonymous said...

If the manufacturer of EPO can sponsor the Tour de California, why couldn't the sponsor you?