Thursday, November 25, 2010

Performance Art In The Paper

Even though I get a copy of the paper at my house every day, I also like to check out articles in the online version of the Review just to view the comments. One of the most entertaining commenters is soccermomsusie.

From an article about snow expected this holiday weekend.

Plowing the streets is one of the most Socialistic endeavors around and is a waste. Think about it. Why should I have to subsidize you losers who are too lazy to go out and buy a 4 wheel drive automobile?

My Hummer has no problem. Its 4 studded tires spinning - erasing bike lanes wherever it goes - on plowed or unplowed streets. It is unfair that the city feels like it has to “level the playing field” for you WELFARE TRACTION QUEENS!!!

Mexican drug cartel possession and use of combat arms.

It almost brings a tear to my eye that the Mexicans cherish their firearm rights! At least they are buying American!

This is making me rethink about them illegally crossing our border. It is comforting to think that there are still people who cherish our Second Amendment so much that they are willing to sneak over to our side to give us a much needed shot of Constitutional firepower.

Even Paul Turner is fair game.

Sunburned whales.

This is just a scam to try to get We The People to buy tanning oil for whales. I know some would like this because of the ironic nature of us capturing whales to give them oil, but can we really afford this?

Look for Greenpeace to spearhead the effort to combat this “problem.” Maybe they are seeking some corporate sponsorship to buy a new condom dispenser for the SS Coppertone Warrior.

The Republican party's plan to derail health reform.

What I look forward to:

1. Elimination of health insurance companies not being able to kick sick people off of their insurance. This just makes sense. Do we other policy holders want to catch what they have?!?

2. Elimination of allowing children up to age 26 to stay on their parents' plan. Once they turn 18, if they want insurance, they should join the Army.

The Rally to Restore Sanity held in Riverfront Park

Okay, I will be honest, there were twice as many people at this event compared to one of our tea party rallies.

HOWEVER, we outweighed them at least two to one.


John Speare said...

Soccer Mom Susie rules. I think I want a tshirt: "Soccer Mom Susie for Mayor."

I so wish the other regular SR comment-trolls were satire -- if you read them in the right frame of mind you can pretend they are satire... but they're not. Mostly they just seem really angry. And really concerned about being RIGHT!

Anonymous said...

Thank you for helping me spread the Gospel! I can see that you have some communistic tendencies (exercise, reading, etc.), however I thank you for the publicity. Maybe you are turning a path in your life (in an SUV preferably).

Today, I have commented on your blog on the Spokesman-Review. I wish they were still talking about 4 Loco in the SR because I have found, of all the Tea Party prefunc beverages, this one does not interfere with KGOD's transmission.


Hank Greer said...

Keep up the great work, Susie.