Because thinking deep is just too frickin' hard.
...and says to a woman, wanna dance?[rimshot]
...and says, hey bartender, has a fat guy been in here asking for me? Name of Claus? Kind of a right jolly old elf?
A pole walks into a bar and watches the TV news with the bartender."Ya think this global warming is real?" says the bartender."You bet, and it's fantastic," says the pole. "I'd like to see Al Gore try living under 60 feet of ice and snow."
A pole walks into a bar and the vaulting judge yells "fault"!"
A pole walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gets the drink but sets it down on the bar several feet from the pole."Hey," says the pole, "I'm over here.""Oh, I'm sorry," says the bartender. "I forgot to adjust for the declination!"
A pole feels compelled to walk into a bar and is surprised to see another pole tending bar."Don't be surprised," says the bartender pole. "Opposites attract."
Shaggy 2 Dope walks into a bar and is surprised to see two poles working as bartenders. "Finally," says Shaggy, "I can find out how fucking magnets work."
A pole walks into a bar and the bartender says, "hey, didn't you use to work here?"And the pole says, "No, you're thinking of Jim Beam."
A tower walks into a bar. There are a bunch of poles in the bar who turn around and stare. "Sorry," says the bartender to the tower, "we have a no cell policy."
A pole walks into a bar, gets drunk, and passes out. The pole wakes up in an alley, and discovers it's been sawn into three foot lengths."Oh my god," says the paramedic when he gets there, "what happened to you?""I don't know," sobs the pole, "I'm completely stumped."
A pole walks into a bar, where a bicyclist is having a beer."Hey," says the cyclist, "I like to lock my bike to--""Shut up," snaps the bartender. "Why?" says the cyclist."Don't you know pole lock jokes are offensive?"
A pole walks into a bar wearing dark sunglasses and a wig."Can I get you a Big Dipper?" asks the bartender."Yes, but how did you know?" asked the pole."Hey, I can recognize a pole star when I see one."
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