My lunchtime fortune cookie had this bit of wisdom for me.
Since the mega-gazillion lotto drawing is tonight, I'm guessing I'm not going to win. Not buying a ticket probably doesn't help much. I'm oppressed enough as it is so why should I give money away for a minuscule longshot.
The next full moon is a week from today. I haven't been to a Fiasco in ages so I'm in dire need of renewing my Lifetime Member for Life membership.
19 hours ago