Pass. Too small for me.
Picked it up since it had a name and phone on it.
The phone is disconnected.
Jeremy Jones, I have your Champion Destroyer.
Pass. Not my style and missing a mate.
Pass! Was someone doing jello shots?
Pass. I need lumbar support.
Pass. I have enough already.
Dude, that was a night to remember! Wish I Did. My bros like kidnapped me from the office, wheeled me out on my fuckin chair! Jello shots, well-preserved weed, lost my shoe. You don't want to know where that champ destroyer has been, yo. Burn it dude!
Hey, you didn't happen to see a baby wearing that hat did you?
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