Saturday, May 16, 2009

Questions To Ask New People At Work

Have you seen my stapler? It's clearly marked "Copy room - Do not remove"

I'm looking for a quiet place to floss my teeth. Can I use your cubicle
while you're on break?

If we put in a glass partition to complete the separation between our
cubicles, where can I throw my empty beer cans?

1 comment:

Sherry said...

Hank, forget the new people; I am snickering whilst imagining you asking these questions of the old people at work. (And would the glass partition need to be bulletproof?)