Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Well That Was Worth Staying Home For

I got a phone call from the Conservative Majority Fund telling me that President Obama is going to close Guantanamo, give amnesty to all illegal aliens, and allow the United Nations to tax American citizens. Not only that, nobody has ever seen an authentic birth certificate so Obama isn't really an American citizen. On top of that, they believe he has committed impeachable offenses.

"Press 1 now to donate $5.00 to impeach Obama."

As a further enticement, if I donated they would send me a Don't Tread on Me flag.

"Press 1 now to donate $5.00 to impeach Obama."


I pulled up their web site while their nonsensical vitriol ran its course on the phone. It didn't take long to realize that a venom-spitting snake is an appropriate symbol for this group.

1 comment:

A Midnight Rider said...

They talked themselves out of being elected didn't they?