Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Sometimes You Just Can't Win

You're on an elevator with three other people. One of them passes gas. The elevator stops and those three people get off leaving you alone with the reekness. With only three floors left to go you figure you can tough it out. But then the elevator stops at the next floor. Two young children and an adult step inside. Immediately the kids react and one of them asks, "What that stinky smell?" The adult gives you a hard look.

Do you say anything? If so, what?


Lucas said...

I think the class move is "Excuse me". which forces you to accept responsibility for something you didn't do, but allows everyone to move on.

green libertarian said...

It's wasn't me.
Must have been some other body.