He Told Me So

It really bothers me when people purport to know what their god thinks and says. A lot of the killing in the world would be avoided if people would just stop claiming to have and acting upon said knowledge.

I did not have the opportunity to learn exactly what God is upset about. If I ever get the opportunity I'm going to ask. In my experience they're always eager to tell you and they have the strangest look in their eyes when they do.