Friday, June 24, 2011

Keeping It Clean

Josh and his friends are playing in Hoopfest again, but under a different team name. That's right. There's no Pen Island in this year's tournament. If a team name is considered inappropriate then tournament officials rename the team with team captain's last name. Pen Island got flagged as inappropriate.

I know. I'm shocked, too.

The Pen Island team is disappointed but they're being good sports about it. Of course, Josh couldn't help but point out that based on the names that are being permitted, the standard for defining inappropriate team names is pretty much undefined. He has a point. Some of the double entendre can be a tough call for the tournament officials.

There's a plethora of Ballers. Big Booty Ballers, Old School Ballers, Lady Ballers, Five AM Ballers, and even Ecdysiast Ballers. There are so many ballers you'd think almost everyone playing in the tournament was a baller. We also have the coed teams of Four Balls Two Dolls, Balls and Dolls, and Balls n Dolls. Presumably Balling All Day basketball all day. Yeah.

But I can't stop there. I have to seen this through to the end. For the grand finale...

...there's the Money Shot.

1 comment:

Jason Gilman said...

As I recall several years ago one team of four in the televised Open mens championship game renamed themselves as 8 Balls right before tip off. Maybe Josh's team just needs to up the basketball obfuscation factor with something like "Get Open Isolate Score".