Thursday, January 22, 2009

"I Very Much Love You"

Well, my Russian bride to be is so eager to see me.

Hello my lovely Borga
How are you today?

I miss you very much ((((

I think minutes when I can see you,
I would like to collect the things right now and
to sit and the plane and to fly to you now.
To see you and to calm down in your hands.
Thank for that that you want to help me.
It is possible to send " Western Union ". When you
You will send money, send me the full information on
and MTCN or Money Gramm
The darling, write, please, number MTCN or Money Gramm and all data,
That I could tell them in bank.
When I close eyes I all time I present
our meeting with you. And you imagine our meeting?
I very much love you, my heart is ready to jump out of a breast
when I think of you. I feel that wanted such husband all
the life. I die without you. I never before was not so is in love

I will go down with this ship
and I won't put my arms up and surrender
there will be no white flag above my door
I'M IN LOVE AND ALWAYS SHALL BE

MY LOVE YOU MY DEAR HUGS AND A SOFT KISS ON YOUR WARM LIPS
Your Dariya


P/S Customer copy
MTCN:
Amount:
First Name sender:
Last Name sender:
Country sender:
City sender:


She sent me another picture and yet she teases me about calming down my hands. Naughty Dariya!


And she included specific instructions for sending her the money so she can fly here and be with me. How thoughtful of her. How great it will be to have a woman in my life who pays such attention to detail. This wonderful woman I've exchanged eight romantic emails with over three months says she will die without me. She is so dedicated to me that I decided we will sail this ship together! I can't have a white flag above my door signifying the loss of my warm lips--or my uncalmed hands.

I imagine...her warm lips...on mine...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I decided to do everything possible to help this young lady. I found a copy of a blank Western Union form. I printed it, filled it out, scanned it...

...and sent it to my darling Dariya. I just know she's going to be so surprised.

2 comments:

Jacque Hendrix said...

I'm telling ya Man, Cathy is gonna be pissed!

So, *now* can I have your bike?

Hank said...

Sorry. When Kathy kicks me out I'll need my bike to get around. I wonder if Dariya has ever stoked a tandem.

Hey, I hoping to see some cool additions on your bike using the extra pieces you have left over when you're done reassembling your washing machine. ;-)