Sunday, January 18, 2009

Show Me The Money

Remember my "Russian girlfriend"? Well, it's crunch time.

Hey my love,I have got all the info and resend to you, you see I am after visit to consulate and agency and I am so happy to say that we will meet in a few days!!!! I am really lucky girl to meet you.Honey the thing is that I booked nearest possible flight .I need only your help. there is only a small problem but I am sure we will be able to solve... I think it is not great problem for you to help me.I even think that maybe it will give you the pleasure to help me because you are my knight,rught? after all payments here and travel by plane I have about 300 dollars my own money and I need about 990 dollars from your side, because I have to pay for ticket and a few thigs yet,and I have to pay in advance about 1290 dollars and if the tickets will cost less i will get some money back. when we meet I will return this sum and some extra money because to send thransfer costs money too.I have to be sure that I will be able to book it or I will lose all the money I gave them in advance.I'm not going to ask one more time for your help,you see I am in hard situation.

She presents a pretty convincing case, eh? I wonder how I can get the money to her.

Million Kisses, Your poor Dariya you know my rent address here is Russia, Moscow, Komsomol prospect,home 37 flat 39. Remember that my full name is TRUKHINA -(last name) .DARIYA - (first name) it is right writting in English, and you should put it on western union list and you can choice any bank in Moscow,they tell it is international service and I can get money in any bank of Moscow. they tell I can get western union transfer or money gramm because I have not any bank accounts in Moscow and I have only passport and it is enough to get it!

Well if I send the money, what's in it for me?

I dream about our first meeting,our first night and I have some sexy night dress with me!

Oh, baby! I'm off to Western Union.

4 comments:

Jacque Hendrix said...

My most darling Hankster, I am most wirting you from the shouth hill of spoKane and am requesting your ashistnce.

You see, our most redemded King Reconciliation Bicyclist is needibng a new light and via our friend DARIYA TRUKHINA we believe you can hep us. Dariya says you are sending her moneies to bring her to America to be your wife. Plese, when you shend her dolars please send enough to get us a new light for out King.

Sincerly,

Urpsie Loudly

Hank said...

Too funny!

Mike said...

reememberrr deer nefew little hank that yur deereest favourrrette antee iss wasthing u.

luf, anteejanette

Pat S said...

Not many middle-aged men get this kind of opportunity, Hank. The rest of us are green with envy. $990 is not that much, in the big scheme of things. Don't blow it. We're counting on you for full, torrid disclosure of your glorious "first night".