Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Contrite And Remorseful

My apologies to everyone who saw me running in Riverfront Park and on the Centennial Trail today. I didn't pay close attention when I grabbed a pair of running shorts last night. They belonged to my son. Yes, they were a little small on me but not in a visually disturbing way. Okay, not in a hugely visual disturbing way. They fit okay but they are shorter than my shorts and thus exposed a couple inches of bright white upper thighs. Purely unintentional on my part, I swear.

How bright? Had the command been, "Don't fire until you see the whites of his thighs," I would've been so out of range as they released the first volley.

3 comments:

Judith said...

We need a picture in order to really capture this moment... A re-enactment please!

Unknown said...

Hank,

"Okay, not in a hugely visual disturbing way."

I know your physiognomy... and diminutive gestalt.... don't think/feel there is any chance here for "disturbing'...:)) Gus

Hank Greer said...

Judith,

See what Gus wrote. Hence no photo.

Gus,

Pretty funny!