I woke up at 3:00 am yesterday morning as I do every once in a while. And once I'm awake, that's it. I'm up for the day. Around 4:30 I noticed that Kathy wasn't up for work yet. I went up and checked her alarm and it was set for 5:00 am. I thought she said she was getting up at 4:00. But she's a big girl and knows how to set the alarm so she must have had a reason for setting it for 5:00.
About 5:20 she came rushing downstairs all in a frenzy because she had set her alarm for 5:00 instead of 4:00. I told her I checked her clock and was wondering why it was set for 5:00.
This morning at 6:26 am, I am, amazingly, still asleep.
Kathy: (shaking me) "Hank, shouldn't you get up. You're going to be late for work."
Me: "It's Saturday."
Kathy: "Oh, sorry."
Wait. Was that a payback?