The Spokane International Airport has its first body scanner. Nevermind how expensive and useless they are. Think of the fun you could have with some aluminum foil, a stencil, and a t-shirt. The possibilities are endless.
I am under the restriction that I cannot have any of this type of fun while traveling with family because I may cause everyone to be detained or miss their flight. I can live with that. Security theater is serious business and there's nothing like detaining someone for a period of time to get that message across.