I received my 2014 USA Cycling license today. This warning came along with it.
So far I've been doing really well staying under the doping radar. I may be juiced to the gills munching on Fred Flintsone vitamins and sucking down the chia seed infused Gatorade, but I don't attract attention to myself by racing smart. I finish ninth out of nine and so forth. It's a pretty awesome scheme, right?