Steph's take on Michael Phelps appearing in Subway commercials. "Subway is using him because he always there when he got the munchies." Oh, what-snap-now-burn!
One of the classes Kathy just started is Pathophysiology. The textbook has all kinds of photos that can bring your dinner meal to a screeching halt. Kathy thumbed through the book on the day it arrived. Now how is a 14-year-old girl supposed to respond when her mother calls her over and says, "Check this out. Have you ever seen a penis with crusted scabies?"