Thursday, February 4, 2010

Can't You Smell That Smell?

I mentioned something similar last June. I got on the elevator at work and was greeted with a horrible stench of someone's flatus. A young lady was in the elevator...standing there...not making eye contact...not saying a word...just staring straight ahead.

I held my breath for four floors.

4 comments:

Sherry said...

"Got a match?"

Hank said...

And risk an explosion?

Sherry said...

How funny would THAT headline in The Good Paper/Review be? "ATF Investigates Possible Terrorist Explosion Traced to Federal Building Elevator."

Hank said...

And me with scorched clothing and singed hair.