I was taking a break at work and one of my coworkers bursts into the break room. He's been hunting me down. "As soon as you're done, we need you." It must be a serious computer problem--or so I'd like to think--if I was being sought out so earnestly. Always eager to help I offer my immediate availability. "We need you to help us move some chairs."
How depressing. They wanted me for my body and not my mind.