Sunday, June 27, 2010

Adventures In Decoding Emergency Instructions

Go to the door if you have someone on board the aircraft who claims to have a parachute in his briefcase.

Pull the handle in the direction indicated to open the doorway.

Push the door out and back and step out of the man's way.

Just before he jumps out, snatch the briefcase out of his hand because there's no way you can have a parachute in a briefcase.


Jacque Hendrix said...

Looks to me like he's being pushed out.

Anonymous said...

I sew my parachute into the crotch of my undies. Got a problem with that? T'aint illegal!