My family informs me that it is entirely inappropriate of me--I believe the word they used was "gross"--to remove earwax from my hearing aids at the dinner table.
Sometimes I find out something strange and sometimes it's best not to ask me how I ended up going there.
Steph asked if she could take my copy of the MIT Guide to Lock Picking to school to read during Honors English. Turns out she more interested in her teacher's reaction than she was the subject matter. I wonder where she gets that from?