Wednesday, March 24, 2010

TV Potty Humor

Last night I took a break while I was working on that lengthy post and joined Kathy and Josh as they watched The Biggest Loser.

Now I have to set the scene here. When Kathy and I watch TV we always have the closed captioning on because we're both hard of hearing. The "contestants" on the "program" were weighing in and each team's weight loss for the week was being totaled up--over a period of time whose end I did not stay for--in order to determine which group will vote someone off. (Yep, much like the other boob tube fodder, this is absolutely riveting, wholesome and educational.)

So one contestant is about to weigh in and they cut away to an interview where he's expressing his concerns about how much weight everyone else lost and he says something along the lines of "I was hoping to get a big number, too." But the closed captioning displayed "I was hoping to get a big number two."

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA", I burst out laughing. "You can get a big number two--Colon Flow!"

Yeah...I guess you had to be there.


Spokane Al said...

Well I thought it was pretty funny! But then again my sense of humor is not as sophisticated as some - not that that is a bad thing!

Jacque Hendrix said...

Non, non, non Frank! (do you like the new accent based upon your suggestion?)

It's Colon Blow

Shan said...


I usually use captioning, too. Aside from the F word being thrown in "by mistake" once or twice, the thing that stands out most to me was the show that was about "dog shredding" (uh, would that be dog *sledding*?).