Last night I took a break while I was working on that lengthy post and joined Kathy and Josh as they watched The Biggest Loser.
Now I have to set the scene here. When Kathy and I watch TV we always have the closed captioning on because we're both hard of hearing. The "contestants" on the "program" were weighing in and each team's weight loss for the week was being totaled up--over a period of time whose end I did not stay for--in order to determine which group will vote someone off. (Yep, much like the other boob tube fodder, this is absolutely riveting, wholesome and educational.)
So one contestant is about to weigh in and they cut away to an interview where he's expressing his concerns about how much weight everyone else lost and he says something along the lines of "I was hoping to get a big number, too." But the closed captioning displayed "I was hoping to get a big number two."
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA", I burst out laughing. "You can get a big number two--Colon Flow!"
Yeah...I guess you had to be there.
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