While the butter was being whipped into a frenzy by the Kitchen Aid monster we stepped outside for a minute.
Me: (hearing the crickets chirping) Hear those crickets?
Steph: "Those are frogs, Dad."
Me: "Frog crickets."
We looked at each other and burst out laughing at the same time.
Steph: "You're not gonna tell Mom I said 'frickets', are you?"