Sunday, December 6, 2009

I Bet He Totally Blew Off The Reading Material, Too

I don't go to the movies very often so maybe I'm just not used to seeing certain things. I went to the cinema with Kathy and we watched a humorous movie together. On the way out we both stopped to use the restroom. What I saw while in the bathroom raised a few questions for me. A man came out of a toilet stall with one arm embracing a full bucket of popcorn and his other hand clutching a giant cup of soda.

* Do they have flat screens showing previews in the stalls?

I did not look to see.

* At some point you need at least one hand free. Where do you put your popcorn and soda?

I don't want to know.

* Could you not wait to buy popcorn and drink until after?

Seems like a logical alternative. There were no lines at the snack counter.

* At some point you need wash your hands. Where do you put your popcorn and soda?

Problem solved. He walked straight out.

Hey, are you gonna share your popcorn?

4 comments:

Spokane Al said...

Hank, thanks for that graphic visual this morning. It definitely wiped out what was left of my high from my run.

Traditional Bike Club Curmudgeon said...

Why did I keep reading...

Traditional Bike Club Curmudgeon said...

Why did I keep reading...

Hank said...

Al,

Sorry for the buzz kill, but you should've been happy to just be inside. Um, you did run outside, right?

C,

Yeah, it's like driving by an accident scene....