Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Plausible Deniability

You know that time when you were riding on the bus and listening to music through earphones and that person across the aisle from you suddenly gave you a really sharp look? It might be because the flatus you just released did so with a little more fanfare than you could hear yourself. Remember, this is Spokane. Not everyone on the bus has their ears plugged into a music player.

As to whether I'm speaking from experience, don't ask. Besides, I probably wouldn't hear you anyway since I usually have the volume up pretty loud.

Why are you looking at me like that?

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